Thursday, 16 July 2009

Why I hate Bear Grylls

"I was then in the swamps - these are always the toughest shows to do- and I did end up having a pretty full-on encounter with a 6ft alligator. I came out on top, just, skinned it for cordage for my camp to sleep in, rubbed the alligator fat on me for mosquito repellent and then ate it."

Could he have not gone to Boots, it's only two quid? What a load of old ****...